Things that Go Through My Head on Any Given Day

Van life brings a wide variety of emotions and thoughts on any given day. Here is a bit of flavor into some of the things that run through my head:

• I love waking up to the sunshine.
• That is the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen. I feel like the luckiest person in the world.
• I love mornings. I love coffee. I love my dog. I love my life.
• Why are libraries so hard to find?
• Why is everyone at this park staring at me?
• Oh Simone, you are the best travel buddy. So chill. Go with the flow.
• It’s so awesome that my office can be outside.
• I’m so glad that I can have my dog with me when I work.
• No Simone! Don’t attack that dog!
• I can’t take you anywhere.
• I should never work outside, I can’t see my computer through the sweat running down my face.
• Dang it. My MiFi is almost out of data. I need to find WiFi.
• Simone, don’t bark at that nice old lady. What did she ever do to you.
• I’m so hungry. Crackers and turkey it is. (again…)
• I have to pee so bad. I hope no one sees me.
• Client call. Dear God/universe/higher-power/Allah/whoever, pleaaaaase let the WiFi hold out.
• I need a quad espresso. STAT.
• It’s so fun to run somewhere different every day.
• I wonder if people think I’m homeless.
• If someone did think I was homeless and offered me food, I’d probably take it.
• I’m so hungry. Where the hell are the crackers??
• I miss motorcycles. It would be way more fun to drive into the mountains on motorcycle.
• Why am I so exhausted, it’s only 8pm.
• I should write a blog.
• I am so hungry but too lazy to make anything. Canned baked beans will do.
• I need to stay awake until it’s dark before I find somewhere to park for the night.
• Did you hear that?
• Is that someone trying to break in?
• Is that someone walking past the van? Why are they walking past the van?
• Did that car just stop near me?
• Did that light just flicker?
• Did someone just come out of that house?
• Am I going to get kicked out of here?
• Is it too late to move and park somewhere else?
• Is it better to stay here because I’m so tired or leave because now I’m paranoid and won’t be able to sleep?
• Simone would bark if someone was trying to break in.
• No one cares that I am here, calm down.
• I just look like someone’s weird cousin parked outside their house.
• Wait, wasn’t there a weird cousin in Full House who lived in a van?
• Maybe I should watch Netflix. But the light of the phone might attract attention.
• I’m always the loneliest at night.
• I wish it were darker here.
• No one on the east coast is awake for me to call.
• Did I remember to plug in my computer?
• Dang it, my light isn’t charged.
• I forgot to put ice in the cooler.
• WHY AM I A FAILURE AT LIFE.
• Shhhh…. go to sleep… you can deal with it in the morning.